2 definitions by Lady de Minthe
A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 8, 2021
When a well-endowed man's jizz drips out of his penis and down his pants after hours of carrying around a semi-erection.
She paraded around in front of me in that ridunkulous outfit for like three hours, and eventually I started to get some leghorn vajizzle. What did she expect?
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021