Blue coated ski area safety patrol. They typically stand around on the hill and yell at skiers and snow boarders as they go past. Their skiing or riding skills suck but that doesn’t preclude them from telling others to slow down. They can be found standing in the middle of runs or in the landing areas in terrain parks. They are best to be avoided as they wish they where cops but didn’t have high enough I.Q. They are always on the look out for “preps’.” Not to be confused with ski area Pro Patrol as they have an actual job function.
The bluezer screamed in pain as I landed on him in the terrain park.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.