The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)
I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.
Dipping your penis into 100 octane aviation fuel (has a blue tint) then proceeding to penetrate her as she ascends physically from the burn and mentally from the fumes. Extra points if done while airborne.
Have you joined the mile hight club? Even better, made her a Blue Angel.
A wonderful, magical person who is very confident and loved. They have the best smile and the strongest kick. They’re always the bright moment in someone’s day and give the best hugs.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*