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Blue Tubes 

The female version of blue balls. When a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she's trying to queef a fireball.
Peach: Mario, why do you always stop in the middle of sex? Youre giving me blue tubes.
Mario: Peacha! I gotta getta da coins! Imma so sorry...
Peach: Well sorry doesn't cut it, I feel like a fireball is coming out of my vagina
Mario: Sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
Peach: You are an idiot Mario. Im going to go find Luigi.....
Blue Tubes by gbabyawesome July 6, 2011
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Blue Tubes 

The female eqivalent of "Blue Balls"
Dude, I was bangin' my girlfriend and I gave her blue tubes!
Blue Tubes by LupisLupine December 17, 2006

Blue Tubes 

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
Blue Tubes by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

Blue Tubes 

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.
Blue Tubes by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019

blue veined tube steak 

Tina: Gosh Darren, your blue veined tube steak sure looks tasty. Can you put it in my mouth please

Darren: ok
When you click on an embedded YouTube video and it says: "Sorry this video is no longer available". Compare with blueballed.
His site is nice, but with the amount of controversial content he's fond of posting, I'm not surprised anymore when I go to click on some racy new video and end up getting bluetubed.
bluetubed by AlephNought May 6, 2008

bluetube 

Mature your veins and vines savouring mature wines and adult dines on bluetube
bluetube by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010