Blue Phanom 

Original superhero who fights crime armed with only a four-wheeled sled and a pair of electric blue mothercare y-fronts to conceal his identity. Most sightings have been reported in the tri-town area and at Dallas Cowboys home games. Often replicated (Spiderman, Superman) but never duplicated.

The Blue Phanom will never rest until he has blooded his pants.

Blue Phanom by Johnny Rad February 24, 2004

phantom blue balls 

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

phantom blue balls by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018