blue bowels 

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.

"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."

blue bowels by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008

Blue Bowels 

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

Blue Bowels by jakerater February 22, 2011

Blue bowels 

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

Blue bowels by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Blue Bowls

When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.

I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls

Blue Bowls by Mtrain30 December 21, 2020