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The Blue Bandit 

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.
Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"
The Blue Bandit by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023

blue-eyed bandit 

in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.

Blue Shoe Bandit 

the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!

Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!

Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*

Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Blue Tag Bandits 

Just about the hardest gang reppin the SCO: the 415. They roll otta pac heights and kick it with the Addidas Boys. But they got a beef with the Nike Boys cuz they don't show no respect.

The Blue Tag Bandets can be recognized by a strip of blue cloth around their left arm.
Some dude: Who's the hardest crew around?

All: BLUE TAG BANDITS
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026