the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019