phat dump

Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.

Ryan:"I'm going to take a phat dump"
Everyone on earth: "prepares for apocalypse"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Devious Lick

An Insane Tiktok trend where schoolkids commit felonys for their 50 followers. Usually involving stealing mundane things from the school bathroom.

Dave: "Hey Alan, I just hit a devious lick"
*unzips bag and reveals soap dispenser*
Alan:"What the fuck is wrong with you Dave"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

borald

A literal god amongst men, made in the heart of a dying star, borald was sent to earth to invoke peace into the human race. He's also sexy AF.

Borald: looks at someone

them: promptly dies

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

Mate Boost

A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.

*Ryan talks to a woman*
Kieran: "Mate boost!"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Bozzers

A common nickname given to people of outstanding intelligence in private schools.

Evan: "Did you hear about borald"
Petah: "He's real bozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022