Blowpiphany 

Ideas which occur to a cocaine user which seem to be deep or significant but in reality are fucking stupid.

Dude, I just had the best blowpiphany! Tomorrow I'm buying you rollerblades, because that's what you need to resolve your life crisis.

Blowpiphany by SpaceBastard October 26, 2017

Bropiphany 

A bropiphany is when a person suddenly realizes that he is a bro. A bropiphany can occur in many places; but most usually occur at frat parties, American Eagle or such clothing stores, drinking Nadi Light or Keystone, playing Lax, playing frisbie, listening to Dave Matthews Band, and also realizing your hat looks better backwards with a broken rim. If a person is unaware that he has had a bropihpany, one can usually tell by the change in appearance the person has, and the new ways the person addresses people. Most people that have had a bropiphany instantly refer to others as Brometheus, Brosef Stalin, Broger Federer, LeBro James, Bro-ack Brobama, Leonardo Bro-Vinci, etc.

John-"Hey Luke what you doing this weekend"?
Luke-"Not much Brosef Stalin. Gonna go play some lax with some bros, hit up Abercrombie, watch some Family Guy, and crush a delicious Nadi Light."

"After watching the Ultimate Lax Bro, I suddenly had a bropiphany"

"Dude, whats going on with Graham"
"Not much, King Brothur, hes just having a bropiphany".

Ah, don't tase me brah!

Bropiphany by luk5elrey October 16, 2009

Bropiphany 

(Noun) A Bropihpany happens when two or more Bros come to a shared realization simultaneously. A true Bropiphany often concerns a Bro topic such as females or cars.

Jessica was trying to talk to Jackson but he seemed rather distracted. Karl, Chris and Jackson all realized he was busy thinking about the anatomy of a female. When they verbally indicated this at exactly the same time, they had a Bropiphany.

Jackson: "I was too busy thinking about sucking milk from a girl's tit."
Karl: "You were too busy thinking about sucking a tit."
Craig: "You were too busy thinking about a breast."
All three: "WOAH Dude."

Bropiphany by codeMonster April 24, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004