Bropiphany 

A bropiphany is when a person suddenly realizes that he is a bro. A bropiphany can occur in many places; but most usually occur at frat parties, American Eagle or such clothing stores, drinking Nadi Light or Keystone, playing Lax, playing frisbie, listening to Dave Matthews Band, and also realizing your hat looks better backwards with a broken rim. If a person is unaware that he has had a bropihpany, one can usually tell by the change in appearance the person has, and the new ways the person addresses people. Most people that have had a bropiphany instantly refer to others as Brometheus, Brosef Stalin, Broger Federer, LeBro James, Bro-ack Brobama, Leonardo Bro-Vinci, etc.

John-"Hey Luke what you doing this weekend"?
Luke-"Not much Brosef Stalin. Gonna go play some lax with some bros, hit up Abercrombie, watch some Family Guy, and crush a delicious Nadi Light."

"After watching the Ultimate Lax Bro, I suddenly had a bropiphany"

"Dude, whats going on with Graham"
"Not much, King Brothur, hes just having a bropiphany".

Ah, don't tase me brah!

Bropiphany by luk5elrey October 16, 2009

Bropiphany 

(Noun) A Bropihpany happens when two or more Bros come to a shared realization simultaneously. A true Bropiphany often concerns a Bro topic such as females or cars.

Jessica was trying to talk to Jackson but he seemed rather distracted. Karl, Chris and Jackson all realized he was busy thinking about the anatomy of a female. When they verbally indicated this at exactly the same time, they had a Bropiphany.

Jackson: "I was too busy thinking about sucking milk from a girl's tit."
Karl: "You were too busy thinking about sucking a tit."
Craig: "You were too busy thinking about a breast."
All three: "WOAH Dude."

Bropiphany by codeMonster April 24, 2014

Brophany 

When two drunk bros think they come up with something genius (idea, plan, invention, etc.), yet it is actually a really bad idea that just sounds good because both persons are plastered.

Bro 1: "Dude, how sweet would it be to be able to dunk?"
Bro 2: "I know, I wish I was athletic....WAIT, follow me!"

-both run to the nearest basketball court-

Bro 2: "I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, then you jump off me and dunk!"
Bro 1: "Bro, this is gonna be AWESOME!!!"

-Bro 1 jumps, falls forward over his bro and hits his face on the basketball pole-
-Ambulance arrives and the paramedic looks at the scene after talking to both "bros"-

Paramedic 1: "They definitely had a brophany."
Paramedic 2: "Yeah, no doubt about it."

Brophany by osuchris7 June 28, 2013

Blowpiphany 

Ideas which occur to a cocaine user which seem to be deep or significant but in reality are fucking stupid.

Dude, I just had the best blowpiphany! Tomorrow I'm buying you rollerblades, because that's what you need to resolve your life crisis.

Blowpiphany by SpaceBastard October 26, 2017