Blow Job Sandwich 

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.

SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"

Blow Job Sandwich by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

blowjob sandwich 

n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a blowjob sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.

blowjob sandwich by ppkj April 29, 2005

Blowjob Sandwich 

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

Blowjob Sandwich by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

Blowjob Sandwich 

This term refers to the act of eating a sandwich while getting a blowjob from the girl who gave you the sandwich. It completely fulfills the woman life duty of making a sandwich, and giving a blowjob. At once.

Man, she gave me the best blowjob sandwich last night.

Blowjob Sandwich by makemeasammich69 May 4, 2011

blowjob and sandwich day 

day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.

I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!

blowjob and sandwich day by Jeffe Patrone October 3, 2007

blowjob club sandwich 

n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.

His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.

blowjob club sandwich by jjkl April 29, 2005

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich 

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010