blow jay

The act of giving/trying to give a man a blow job while being extremely fuckin shit faced. So shit faced that you cannot even say it as blow job or even a bj. Which results as calling it a 'blow jay'.

'I am going to give you the best blow jay EVER!...With my mouth!'--Superbad

by Justine Ever So Lame March 17, 2008

Blow Jay

The Canadian way of saying blow job

Kevin: I will never get a blow jay. NSH: A WHAT??!??!?! Kevin: I meant blow job?? NSH: sure you did, you just don't know what a blow job is!! HEHEHHE

by NSH February 14, 2003

blow-jay

a drunken abreviation of blowjob
if your too blazed or souced to even pronounce the whole word

boy " whatcha doing baby?"
girl" imaa give you the besst blow-jay EVER"

by Suicide November 12, 2007

Blow Jays

An unflattering nickname for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team, especially in the late 80s and early 90s prior to the team's World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. Arose from the Jays' blown leads in the 1985 ALCS against Kansas City and the 1987 AL East division race against Detroit. Still used by fans of rival teams to insult the Jays, though it is very outdated.

Before they won the World Series in 1992, the Blue Jays were chokers; they should have been called the Blow Jays.

by injundude January 23, 2009

Blow Jays

Proper name of Toronto Blue Jays.

Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

blowjay

Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.

"I am going to give you the best blowjay."

by fbmkink January 12, 2008