blork

(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter

2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme

(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter

NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.

(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.

The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?

(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.

(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!

by Maeva Block May 24, 2018

blork

a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."

"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."

by claw27 September 17, 2005

blork

A nonresponse to a rhetorical question, statement; an exclamation of fruitlessness.

Him: Hey, girl, whatchu doin'
Me: Blork

by ellebeejay October 03, 2018

blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

by jonjon September 10, 2004

Blorks

The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.

"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."

by sapphicvillanelle May 06, 2020

Blorked

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".

"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"

by leftymcrighty May 04, 2009

blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 03, 2014