(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter
2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme
(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter
NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter
2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme
(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter
NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.
The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?
(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.
(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?
(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.
(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
by Maeva Block May 24, 2018
Get the blorkmug. a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."
"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."
by claw27 September 17, 2005
Get the blorkmug. by ellebeejay October 03, 2018
Get the blorkmug. by jonjon September 10, 2004
Get the blorkmug. The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.
"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."
by sapphicvillanelle May 06, 2020
Get the Blorksmug. Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".
"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"
"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
by leftymcrighty May 04, 2009
Get the Blorkedmug. by Chase in San Antonio February 03, 2014
Get the blorkingmug.