blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

blooning by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

Blooning 

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4

my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!

Blooning by iceicebb April 4, 2021

Blooning 

'Blooning' is when a guy fills up a girls vagina with helium like a balloon and then sucks it out, Screaming after the helium takes effect and then performing oral sex on the girl.

"Yeah bro i blooned jessica last night"
"I'm looking forward to blooning tonight"

Blooning by ziguaragua May 7, 2024

blooning 

blooning is gooning but with blood

the guy is blooning out off his cock

blooning by anonymous December 16, 2024

Blooning

The act of Blooning is when a person/ a group of people cum into a deflated balloon. The group of people then draw straws, the person who draws the shortest straw is required to blow the balloon up until it pops and blows cum everywhere.

Baby I'm sorry we went blooning last night
Me and the boys did some blooning last night and Jerry drew the short straw

Blooning by MichiganMigone January 29, 2026

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004