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Bloody Vagina 

Bloo'dy Va'gi'na n. 1. a person, generally male, who is expectorating a massive amount of drama or conflicting situations. 2. Phrase used to describe the alpha males tendacy to behave like women experiencing their menstrual cycle.
Ex: My boyfriend is being a bloody vagina. Genereally associated with the comment: I think he needs a tampon.
Bloody Vagina by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008
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Bloody Vagina 

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.
bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina
Bloody Vagina by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

bloody vagina fart 

A queef during a womans period.
She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

bloody vagina farts 

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.
bloody vagina farts by Anonymous April 13, 2003

bloody belching vagina

After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.
I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.

bloody vaginal beltch

1. A release of air from the vagina during her menstrual cycle.

2. an insult used to disgust and shock the person you are speaking to.
Guy 1: Your a raging asshole!

Guy 2: That may be, but your a bloody vaginal beltch

Guy 1: Gross man, that's really sick.
bloody vaginal beltch by E Nigma January 14, 2010

bloody vaginal fart 

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.
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