When you go the the bathroom and have to poop so bad you have juice coming out and goes onto the ceiling in the room you're in and the next room. After you are done you have to get the room service in the hotel to help you clean up the diarrhea juice and there is some blood on the walls and in the toilet when you are done. The toilet gets clogged and you have the get a plunger and get all the bloody diarrhea out. Since you have some much pain you get stressed and decide to drink and the next day you have a hangover.
The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.