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When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
by Verity M. November 9, 2017
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When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you doing that thing and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.
Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all of the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons, and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video, and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.
by Verity M. November 9, 2017
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