Blohmin Onion 

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

Blohmin Onion by KneeMaster November 9, 2011

Bloomin' Onion 

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

Bloomin' Onion by Steviepq October 9, 2007

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

bloomin onion by ballroad May 12, 2009

Bloomin' Onion 

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

Bloomin' Onion by danns March 6, 2013

bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

bloomin onion by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 26, 2006

Bloomin' Onion 

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

Bloomin' Onion by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

bloomin' onion 

Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.

After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.

bloomin' onion by D. Snutz June 8, 2003