blockney 

a black person who is cockney

if a black person is a cockney he is a blockney

blockney by stephen, June 27, 2006

Blockney 

A dialect spoken mainly by the youth in london but has spread to other cities in the u.k. including manchester, birmingham and even parts of cambridge

Rudeboi 1- "what's goin' on, what's good fam?"
Rudeboi 2 "not much bruv"
Rudeboi 1- "Oi did you hear bout dat boy from school dat got hotted up"
Rudeboi1 - I know fam bare man gettin hotted up these days". Every day der's a beef ting in da endz".
that is blockney, trust im from saaf london fam x

Blockney by North arbury crew NCAFam brapp November 19, 2009

Ziggy Axl Blockley 

Up and coming young Scottish actor who performs satire/comedy/drama and produces/writes music for himself and other artists.

"Borrowed" the idea of the characters of "The Fly" and "Mr MacPhisto" from U2, who used the idea first in the early 90s. Z.A.B alters the characters to fit his own vision, but the inspiration is barely hidden.

Has developed hugely on the YouTube scene, his early videos are funny but edited too quickly and things get cut off. The level of humour is also rather childish, but good for someone who was around 12.

His current videos show a lot of gained maturity and developed comic timing and wit, but should rely less on gimmicks and just trust his own comic instincts, which seem strong and sharp.

As an editor, basic but for a poor program he does exceptionally well.

Musically, has written few tracks thus far, but all are strong melodies. Uses autotune to make up for alchohol shot vocals and drowns out botched notes often with synths or drums. Collaberates with several others on almost every track, but has a unique sound and crisp beats.

In conclusion- A rough, uncut diamond, who has yet to find their true colours and form. Has had several good runs of form, but always plays it too safe. One to watch.

Ziggy Axl Blockley could be the next big thing if he didnt rely so much on his autotune and character crutches.

Ziggy Axl Blockley by Josh Yutters November 2, 2009

Brockney 

People from Brighton who sound like a cockney.

"I love your cockney accent"

"It's not cockney, it's brockney you muppet!"

Brockney by jacquesishungry December 13, 2012

Blockey2Hockey 

Idiot prepubescent wanking loser who needs to get a life.

Blockey2Hockey by Daniel Edler February 4, 2003

Blockey2Hockey 

1.) The supreme Deity, higher than Jesus Christ. Alternate term for God.

2.) The supreme deity of the Revvine Religion

Blockey2Hockey is God

Blockey2Hockey by Blockey 2 Hockey January 16, 2003

blackney 

blackney is when a black person has acney.

girl 1 : eww does zoey have acney. its gross.
girl 2 : no.
girl 1 : then what is it?
girl 2 : blackney ... or ringworm.

blackney by fuckyeahrorie December 11, 2009