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blockney 

if a black person is a cockney he is a blockney
blockney by stephen, June 27, 2006
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Blockney 

A dialect spoken mainly by the youth in london but has spread to other cities in the u.k. including manchester, birmingham and even parts of cambridge
Rudeboi 1- "what's goin' on, what's good fam?"
Rudeboi 2 "not much bruv"
Rudeboi 1- "Oi did you hear bout dat boy from school dat got hotted up"
Rudeboi1 - I know fam bare man gettin hotted up these days". Every day der's a beef ting in da endz".
that is blockney, trust im from saaf london fam x

Ziggy Axl Blockley 

Up and coming young Scottish actor who performs satire/comedy/drama and produces/writes music for himself and other artists.

"Borrowed" the idea of the characters of "The Fly" and "Mr MacPhisto" from U2, who used the idea first in the early 90s. Z.A.B alters the characters to fit his own vision, but the inspiration is barely hidden.

Has developed hugely on the YouTube scene, his early videos are funny but edited too quickly and things get cut off. The level of humour is also rather childish, but good for someone who was around 12.

His current videos show a lot of gained maturity and developed comic timing and wit, but should rely less on gimmicks and just trust his own comic instincts, which seem strong and sharp.

As an editor, basic but for a poor program he does exceptionally well.

Musically, has written few tracks thus far, but all are strong melodies. Uses autotune to make up for alchohol shot vocals and drowns out botched notes often with synths or drums. Collaberates with several others on almost every track, but has a unique sound and crisp beats.

In conclusion- A rough, uncut diamond, who has yet to find their true colours and form. Has had several good runs of form, but always plays it too safe. One to watch.
Ziggy Axl Blockley could be the next big thing if he didnt rely so much on his autotune and character crutches.
Ziggy Axl Blockley by Josh Yutters November 2, 2009

Brockney 

People from Brighton who sound like a cockney.
"I love your cockney accent"

"It's not cockney, it's brockney you muppet!"
Brockney by jacquesishungry December 13, 2012

Blockey2Hockey 

Idiot prepubescent wanking loser who needs to get a life.
Blockey2Hockey by Daniel Edler February 4, 2003

Blockey2Hockey 

1.) The supreme Deity, higher than Jesus Christ. Alternate term for God.

2.) The supreme deity of the Revvine Religion
Blockey2Hockey is God
Blockey2Hockey by Blockey 2 Hockey January 16, 2003

blackney 

blackney is when a black person has acney.
girl 1 : eww does zoey have acney. its gross.
girl 2 : no.
girl 1 : then what is it?
girl 2 : blackney ... or ringworm.
blackney by fuckyeahrorie December 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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