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To use high volumes of digitally or physically created comically captioned materials (memes) to reobtain borrowed or stolen things from borrowers and thieves.
Tyler and Drew stole my pen. I will now unleash a full blitzmeme attack on them to shame/coerce them into replacing it.
Blitzmeme by flydutchman October 3, 2023
Words you can keep
The practice of sending multiple memes at once to disorient and disorganize a user on instagram, discord, or any other photo site.

Verb - " Blitzmemed "
Guy 1 : * Sees post sent * I've seen it already.
Guy 2 : * Violently sends ten memes at once *

Guy 1 : WH-WHA?! WHERES MY MESSAGES?!
Guy 2 : Blitzmeme accomplished.
Blitzmeme by NWS_2428 August 23, 2018
Related Words

Blitzered 

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).
Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
Blitzered by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

blitzreeee 

when someone says reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and they distrup the space time continum
dont blitzreeee or u go poof
blitzreeee by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

Blitz-meme 

It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
Blitz-meme by Vencl_A January 23, 2021

blitzmen 

Surf fishermen seeking Striped bass that will only fish if they see fish vigorously feeding. They usually are contacted by other blitzmen by cell phone so the can gather and cast frantically.
The Striped bass are blitzing on peanut bunker so the blitzmen will be here shortly.

I see the blitzmen looking thru their binoculars for the fish.
blitzmen by Wizkaleifer November 5, 2021

Blitzmerker 

A German word used to describe someone who realized something really late.

Blitz = lightning
Merken = to notice, to remember
after a year of friendship
A: Wait, you're German?

B: Blitzmerker.
Blitzmerker by takaegeuss March 11, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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