Blind as a bat

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Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

Blind as a bat by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

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Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

Blind as a bat by Track-10 January 14, 2003

as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

as blind as a bat by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026