Blech Dick 

A life form lower than human. This being has no self respect for others or himself. Only Refer to Someone as a Blech Dick if that person is clearly going nowhere in life and will end up alone.

The Blech dick constantly walks around like a leach that sucks the good will out of its surroundings.

Blech Dick by Dyke Man October 16, 2007

bleach dick 

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

bleach dick by shenoah May 25, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004