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Someone who is found to be blind and also deaf.
I'm standing right infront of you talking and you walked right into me, you dumbarse bleaf.
bleaf by Jabey_baby October 3, 2006
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Where ur penis wont stop growing
I love E.H <3
Guy 1: "Why is ur penis so large?"
Guy 2: "The doctor said i have bleaf syndrome, he said it will never stop growing"
bleaf by Sex God 5000 May 10, 2011
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someone who can't smell.
oh em gee, my mother is bleaf! she can't smell kayla!
bleaf by Trevorlicious January 31, 2008
Being/acting both blind and deaf as a means of acting cool.
Do you even bleaf bro?
Bleaf by intrabloom December 4, 2019
when someone is blind and deaf
Are you guys bleaf.
bleaf by gschul16 March 20, 2024

bleachella 

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.
“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”
bleachella by halhan March 6, 2019

bleached hams 

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.
Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.
bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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