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Dumbarse 

Standard British slang meaning someone who is dumb, stupid, annoying, similar to the dumbarse American dumbass.
This is a dumbarse site.
My headmaster is a dumbarse.
The American's have such dumbarsed slang.
Dumbarse by mkk December 28, 2005
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dumbarse 

A way to say dumbass in a bit of a diluted manner.
Friend: Those loosers keep dissing Otakus!
Me: What dumbarses!
Friend: I know!
Dumbarses: I hate Otakus! Anime sucks! Japan can go to hell!
*Dumbarses are hit by a druck driven by me*
dumbarse by Alex W October 16, 2005

Dumbarse 

v. One who dusnt no aniething, one that caint spwell.
Wow, what a dumbarse she was.
Dumbarse by Carlos August 22, 2004

Dumbarse 

Someone who looks up ‘Dumbarse’ in the Urban Dictionary
You’re a Dumbarse because you read the Urban Dictionary!
Dumbarse by Shireburpsalot June 26, 2022

dumbarse beesh 

something a rude person would name their kid as a joke also slang for dumbass bitch
"dumbarse beesh come here right now" said his mother

Law of the Dumbarse 

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.
Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.
Law of the Dumbarse by Azrael September 18, 2003

Dumbassedness 

This is the condition some people have, who are ignornat beyond what should be allowed by law.
So many times we let other peoples dumbassedness rule our happiness.
Dumbassedness by CrystalF March 31, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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