Bleach Syndrome

When all you do is watch bleach, the gayest show in the world. You sit on your computer like eric cartman and be fat and eat cheesy poofs. Dumb Bleach.

Tyler Eichelberger likes to sit at home with the bleach syndrome.

Bleach Syndrome by Runningfever09 January 14, 2008

jones beach syndrome 

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

jones beach syndrome by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009

Buzzard Beach Syndrome 

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.

"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."

Buzzard Beach Syndrome by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008

Beach Box Syndrome 

When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.

"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."

Beach Box Syndrome by MatK January 9, 2014