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jones beach syndrome 

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)
It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

Buzzard Beach Syndrome 

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."

Beach Box Syndrome 

When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.
"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."
Beach Box Syndrome by MatK January 9, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022