Blauid

A made up word people go around saying and they claim it is either French or German. In reality no such word exists

Person: BLAUID!!!
me: What does that mean?
Person: I don't know but it sounds German

by alphabet man February 27, 2013

blaid

To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.

I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.

by BAGbc September 2, 2013

Blanid

A positively imaginative woman with her own personal reality. In history, the mother of Beowulf.

That Blanid, she is in a world of her own!

by jessifran February 3, 2010

Blaudio

That one Hispanic friend from school that you know, he is a master roaster and a Blood for life. He will kick your ass and fight anyone for no reason at all. Also he hates a kid named Cripstian for being a rival gang member

Blaudio this one crip taking shit about you and be trying to fight you."
" yeah this bust ass nigga, with a big ass forehead and with payless shoes gonna get a ass licking. plus Nigga i got this, i pop a cap on his ass and i murder his crew"
" Lets go bust this niggas ass and i make sure he kiss your Jays or he be a dead son of a bitch

by AYYYYYDrain!!! March 1, 2018

BLAIDS

1. Bladder AIDS
2. Bacterial lesions accidental infectious death syndrome

My friend Carrie needs a bladder transplant, she has BLAIDS.

by batherton June 18, 2009

Blaud

The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.

'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'

by TheRealMrsSmall May 28, 2020

Bluido

An African American that dresses, acts, and takes on the persona of an italian guido. He often wears tight fitted tees, studded belts, smells strongly of axe, and loves to go clubbing and pump his fist in the air. He also watches girls inappropriately as they pass by and has an enormous amount of confidence in his appearance. Upon spending hours getting ready and working on his hair he feels really good about himself.

Wow that man is wearing a lot Armani Exchange, he must be a bluido.

by JANEDO May 7, 2009