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A made up word people go around saying and they claim it is either French or German. In reality no such word exists
Person: BLAUID!!!
me: What does that mean?
Person: I don't know but it sounds German
Blauid by alphabet man February 27, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
To get blaid is to get both blazed (high) and laid at the same time.
I wanted to get blaid real bad, so I rolled up a blunt and called over Susie Q.
blaid by BAGbc September 2, 2013
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A positively imaginative woman with her own personal reality. In history, the mother of Beowulf.
That Blanid, she is in a world of her own!
Blanid by jessifran February 3, 2010
That one Hispanic friend from school that you know, he is a master roaster and a Blood for life. He will kick your ass and fight anyone for no reason at all. Also he hates a kid named Cripstian for being a rival gang member
Blaudio this one crip taking shit about you and be trying to fight you."
" yeah this bust ass nigga, with a big ass forehead and with payless shoes gonna get a ass licking. plus Nigga i got this, i pop a cap on his ass and i murder his crew"
" Lets go bust this niggas ass and i make sure he kiss your Jays or he be a dead son of a bitch
Blaudio by AYYYYYDrain!!! March 1, 2018
1. Bladder AIDS
2. Bacterial lesions accidental infectious death syndrome
My friend Carrie needs a bladder transplant, she has BLAIDS.
BLAIDS by batherton June 18, 2009
The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.
'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'
Blaud by TheRealMrsSmall May 28, 2020
An African American that dresses, acts, and takes on the persona of an italian guido. He often wears tight fitted tees, studded belts, smells strongly of axe, and loves to go clubbing and pump his fist in the air. He also watches girls inappropriately as they pass by and has an enormous amount of confidence in his appearance. Upon spending hours getting ready and working on his hair he feels really good about himself.
Wow that man is wearing a lot Armani Exchange, he must be a bluido.
Bluido by JANEDO May 7, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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