blaoo

the color blue or the right nipple testicle or ovary

I have two blaoo blaoos

by Billypoopindots January 6, 2008

Blaoo

Blaoo means the right nipple testicle or ovary blaoo can also mean the color blue

I dont think any kids in my school have blaoo blaoos

by jackinoff January 6, 2008

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003

Blagojeviched

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.

Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."

by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011

Fart baloon III

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

baloon

a word spelled with two "L"s.

Dude: Look at this baloon! I wrote 'baloon' on it!

Other dude: That's not how you spell 'balloon'.

by nobodyatallgoaway December 10, 2009

blagojevich

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.

The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

..........

Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!

by my name is Cos February 2, 2009