Blacon

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An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go

Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester

Blacon by Oldmangaz October 18, 2007

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Blacon

getting a blowjob while your dick is wrapped in bacon

bitch give me a blacon...now.

Blacon by shmoopsypoo November 27, 2010

Related Words

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Blacon

The smell of piss, shit, booze, cigarettes and weed fills the air on this run down fucking pathetic excuse for a council estate. People from Blacon are very interesting nowhere else will you find a greater number of smackheads, pissheads and dickheads. If you're looking for a place to end your life then nowhere is better than Blacon.

Blacon
Keith "Alrite mate innit yeh fukin knock you out lad"
Bob "Bring it mate yeh fukin twat"

Blacon by qwery2016qwerty May 23, 2016

Blacon

Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.

Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.

Blacon by JackintheBoxRestaurants November 22, 2011

Blacon

The best place to skipp classes

Let s go to smoke on the blacon

Blacon by Zodaplm October 19, 2021

can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

baconeggandcheese

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

Word of the Day on June 25, 2025

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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