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An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester
by Oldmangaz October 03, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.
Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.
by JackintheBoxRestaurants November 22, 2011
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The smell of piss, shit, booze, cigarettes and weed fills the air on this run down fucking pathetic excuse for a council estate. People from Blacon are very interesting nowhere else will you find a greater number of smackheads, pissheads and dickheads. If you're looking for a place to end your life then nowhere is better than Blacon.
Keith "Alrite mate innit yeh fukin knock you out lad"
Bob "Bring it mate yeh fukin twat"
by qwery2016qwerty May 23, 2016
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