Bland Mine 

Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.

Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.

Bland Mine by Dr.Erdbeer October 25, 2010

Blandine 

Blandine is a girl who can do anything she puts her mind to. She is unique, special, beautiful, caring, and sweet.

Blandine is one of those people that comes around every thousand of years.

Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018

Blandine 

A girl who can do anything she puts her mind to.

She is unique, awesome, nice, beautiful, and special.

Blandine she is one of a kind.

Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018

blandine 

HOT awesome type of girl who's insane and loves to have fun

check out that blandine! stands out in the crowd

blandine by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009

Blandine 

The inventor of "Fatspiration". Not that kind of fatspiration which will make you love your curves, but the other one, which will make you want to become fat.

Blandine is a super funny person, and her mom makes the best food ever. She got that cool style which includes shoes with hole in them, that one black jacket, and lots and lots of ducttape.

Blandine is sooo cool.
I want to be Blandine.

Blandine by :)Alle:) March 15, 2018

Blandine 

Blandine

Blandine is a young girl

Blandine by Myselfyo November 23, 2021