Bladze

A savage beast in true form. In the day you will see him as someone familiar however in the night he stalks you with an unfamiliar smile

Oh shit a bladze! Run! Run!

by Pp_bladze June 5, 2020

Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladerful

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

by Din P February 26, 2017

Shy Bladder

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

Blaze Raiding

The act of looking through other people's fridges and cupboards when high, and munching on food that does not belong to you!

"I'm starving, I'm gonna go blaze raiding in this guy's kitchen. Dude, he's got Jaffa Cakes!"

"Nah man, He HAD Jaffa Cakes!".

by MiasmaMan July 13, 2012

Fresh off the blaze

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.

I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

by Cat Deyes + Pasey Konovan May 29, 2011