noun -- an actor of african-american descent who is placed, often un-fittingly, into a predominantly white movie or television show so that other african-americans cannot argue said movie or show is racist.
Tyrone -- Man this cracker show is racist...all the main characters are white!!
A black actor who was once known as a good artist, whether it be a good comedian, musician, or movie actor, that has now become recognized as a talentless hack who keeps regurgitating shitty movies. Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and Ice Cube would all be categorized as blactors.
"Eddie Murphy is the worst blactor I've ever seen!"
"Remember when Martin Lawrence made decent movies? Now he's just a no talent blactor."
A mythical skeletal muscle structure only found in those of African American descent adjacent to the plantaris and gastrocnemius muscles in the lower leg. It's action is run faster and jump higher.
Wow Brandon, you really used your blacktorius on that one!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*