whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

back-up shits by bobbyt June 18, 2006

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Blacksuits

People you'd meet if you win or be to many games at a casino

Jimmy:"Hey did you hear that Tommy kept winning games at the casino"

Billy:"Oh I bet he made bank after cashing out."

Jimmy:"Naw he me the Blacksuits when he left the table"

Blacksuits by Bigman? August 29, 2021

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Blacksuit

A Blacksuit is a government agent. Typically from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), it could also be a covert agent from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) other secretive government agencies. Blacksuits are highly trained and dedicated to accomplishing their mission. Blacksuits are usually seen wearing black or dark colored business suits.

Natasha thought she was hacking computers anonymously, she was totally unaware that a blacksuit was monitoring her nefarious activities.

Ping had evaded capture in the United States for years before the blacksuits started searching for him. They quickly arrested Ping when he arrived in Miami for vacation.

Person 1: All of our information is being stolen by hackers, what should we do?
Person 2: We will need a blacksuit to help us, it's the only way.

Blacksuit by Morpheus2003 March 23, 2022

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Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"

Back to school shits by null793 September 25, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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