black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black...
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black...
it doesn't mean the person is a goth or emo!!!
me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player gay,fuckwit,chav:Are you a goth??
me: Why??
gay,fuckwit,chav: You must be...you have black finger nails...
me: walks away blissfully having Kurt Cobain singing in my left ear =]
The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.
While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.
The act of inserting ones fingers in a woman's vagina by reaching round and under her ass, as opposed to going in from the front. Usually attempted whilst standing up.
'Ere lads nearly got this bird home last weekend, was back fingering here down an alley but she bailed on me last minute because she was taxi sharing with a mate'
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.