black chocobo 

A dumbass who thinks he smokes weed and looses his girlfriend to a guy in a wheelchair.

Did you see Stephen Hawking with his girl?
Yeah man that shit was funny!

black chocobo by ^_^ November 7, 2004

Black Chocobo 

1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.

2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.

3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.

A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?

B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.

Black Chocobo by TehSwordsMan May 4, 2004

The Black Chocobos 

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).

Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!

The Black Chocobos by captainbill47 September 13, 2009