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Black Caucus 

The African- American ritual of the extended morning greeting. It involves a seemingly endless string of platitudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 AM & 9:30 AM. The instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. Others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. The downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or "not raised right by yo' momma."
Cheryl: "How you doing this morning, Dante?"

Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."

Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."

Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."

Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."

(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)
Black Caucus by Improv75 June 17, 2009
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Black Caucasian 

1. When a black man is consumed by white culture he has rejected his blackness.
2.when a nigga is being an Oreo
3.When a black person acts entitled when their really and ignore the harsh realities of the world.
4.Racist toward other black folk

5.Blending ing with white people

6. Absorbing white propaganda

7.Ignorant fool
8. Disconnected with their racial identity
A nigga was losing his goddamn mind, yet he saw this kid acting nice and polite and pleasing white and shit he call him a Black Caucasian. Light skinned muthafuka.
Black Caucasian by Drago Nino December 20, 2022