Black Baloon
Black Baloon by Black Baloon May 9, 2025
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black balloon
(n) an object to constrict the flow of blood to the ligaments. Used when "shooting" drugs into the arm.
black balloon by smartey January 11, 2006
Black Baboon
(noun) A real spear-chucker who causes problems with their outlandish comments and actions
(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog
(noun) N-word Jim
(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog
(noun) N-word Jim
"Fucking Ricky is such a Black Baboon; he caused such a brawl at the Black Pearl on Grand Avenue last night..."
"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."
"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"
"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."
"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"
Black Baboon by blorpy October 18, 2016
Black baboon
Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.
Black baboon by Melon_muncher December 2, 2022
Black baboon
A black baboon is a racial slur for the African American audience it’s another word for nigger the derogatory slur. This also applies to poor white individuals
Black baboon by Big boi lover January 4, 2024
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
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