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Black Ass
(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.
Black Ass by thelonious3 January 22, 2022
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Black Ass
a backside that possesses qualities of a negro woman. the negro woman tends to have a big round bouncy booty that attracts many negro men with large penises. they tend to enjoy pouring baby oil on the buttoxes and slap them often before and during penetration. it is preferred by many over the negro woman's vagina because of the terrible folk tales of monsters dwelling deep in the vagina cavity.
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Black ass by xavier_blount October 17, 2008
Black Ass Lie
n. A word originating from southern black people to describe another black person who tells blatant lies to another black person's face. Although it is used mainly between black relatives or close, black friends, it can also be used by people of another ethnicity to describe a black person who tells blatant lies.
1) Robert: I thought me and you were gonna go shoot some pool yesterday.
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!
2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!
3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!
4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!
2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!
3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!
4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
Black Ass Lie by Mr Secks March 16, 2011
BLACK ASS CON
The award given to GEORGE FLOYD'S family for raising a CAREER CRIMINAL. They are singing why don't you GROOVE ME after all they called GEORGE ,THE KING , or for respect KING FLOYD.
BLACK ASS CON by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 31, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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