Slightly nauseous, but at the same time, immensely excited. Used to describe a situation that most would view as gross or unhumorous, but which you find funny. Can also be an adjective, 'bjoyous', or 'bjoyed'.
"Man, that lady being pelted with raw fish really gave me the bjoys."
a name typically given to a swedish man, who has intrests including : dogs,dogs, naming a dog dumpling,dogs,ikea, ultimate liverpool fan, swedish meatballs, more dogs, a shibe for a dog, bEinG nice, nice guy, respeckts whamen
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"