A bitph is a
crazy ass white cracker boy/girl who has done the most craziest shit. She has done drugs and drink tequila on fridays, her favorite word is 'bitch ass', and she's
definitely gone to the hospital for doing some dumb bruh girl shit.
His/her name would be:
His: Michael, Jon/John, Chris/Kris, Heath, Dave, chad, Zander/Xander, or CJ
Hers: Jazmin/Jasmine, Lillian, Charlie, Brit/ Bridget, Lexi, Natalia/Natalie, Megan, Ruth, or Bianca