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bitchblog 

1. To bitch about someone nastily in your blog. Usually used when extremely pissed off with a person.

2. To be used on someone who never stops ranting and ranting and just wouldn't shut up even though you don't even care about his/her problems. Great way to tell them to shut up politely.
1. "That skank totally ruined my day! I'm sooooo gonna bitchblog about her as soon as I get home."

2. Girl A: Seriously, I've never been so pissed off in my life! That bitch totally kissed my boyfriend in front of me! And-

Girl B: Yeah? Well, you should bitchblog about her.

Girl A: Yeah, I totally should! Everyone must know about this scandal.
bitchblog by etterorua January 14, 2009
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bitchblack

The Deepest, Darkest Midnight Black shade of hair!
I sure Wish I had bitchblack hair!!
bitchblack by Starchylde December 23, 2014

bitchelorette 

Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.

BITCHCLOWN 

BITCHCLOWN - or bitchclown is a word for a person that is stuck between a bitch and an assclown. It is also used when you are so mad that you can't choose between the words.

The word bitchclown can also give you a special feeling of self fufillment when you say it. It is noted that it will roll off the tongue with a bitchclowny finesse.
"Yo BITCHCLOWN! Shut the FUCK up!" said the angry man at the movie theatre.
BITCHCLOWN by Rod_and_Car June 30, 2009

ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

Bitchbook 

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!
"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"
Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

bitchboasting 

To appear griping about something, but actually be bragging about the issue
I can't believe how badly she was bitchboasting last night when she said, "Oh my gosh, the addition we are putting on our house will be such a pain because we have to move out for six months. What a nightmare!"
bitchboasting by Axe Grinder March 13, 2011