From
Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a
moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will
never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to
work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right
now. He's batching. I respect it.