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bitch time 

the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.
Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.
bitch time by oldgreg44 July 11, 2011

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

Lord up in of this time bitch 

Declaration of one's presence in the current time and place wherein the phrase is declared. One is also a time lord.
Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D

Three Times Bitch 

1. A variant of the all-too-popular expletive "Bitch". Typically screamed in highly frustrating and tedious situations.

2. An individual who is so pissy that bitch doesn't describe him/her correctly. The name "three times bitch" is necessary.

Origin: Triple Bitch
Example 1: Halo game
Noob: "I just got sniped again! A three times bitch!"

Example 2: School
Brian: "We have a project due tomorrow? A three times bitch!"

Example 3:
D.A.: "Adam is such a three times bitch on Call of Duty. All he does is whine."
Three Times Bitch by strongsauce March 11, 2009

Part-Time Bitch

A girl who is nice sometimes, and is a bitch other times. Can also refer to someone who is a bitch to some people, and nice to others.
Person 1: "Did you see what Celia did? She's such a bitch!"

Person 2: "That's weird, she's so nice to me!"

Person 1: "Huh, I guess she's just a part-time bitch."
Part-Time Bitch by LiznessAwesome November 28, 2011

time bitch 

someone who takes about 10 hours longer to do something than they say its going to take.
i'm telling you, that girl is a time bitch
time bitch by supalate May 24, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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