Bitch I 

A response to someone bustin yo chops for no other reason than to try and get you all riled up, i.e. your best friend

Hey man, why you eat all my chips?

Bitch I did not eat your damn chips ,you did last night you drunk fuck! I ate your damn cookies.

Bitch I by MR. SLAP JACK January 12, 2009

Bitch'i 

3 or more girls in a group all decked out in short shorts and crop tops, full makeup etc. at the mall that think they look so very very hot, yet cross their arms over their chests because they don't want you staring at them, but get bitchy when they catch you staring at them...Bitch'i

Did you see that group of Bitch'i??? They caught me checking them out and immediately crossed their arms..

Bitch'i by A27 May 29, 2018

Bitch I'm a Bus 

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.

Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."

Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

bitch I might be 

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

bitch I might be by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

Bitch-I-Own-U 

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

Bitch-I-Own-U by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008

bitch i hope the fuck you do 

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

bitch i hope the fuck you do by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019

bitch I guess 

An expression used by an individual who has been asked a question but does not know the answer.

Dude: Hey dudette, what happened in chemistry class?

Dudette:umm, Bitch I guess!

bitch I guess by PokarFace June 17, 2010