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bitch that gave birth 

a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.
just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"

say it in portugese!

bitch that gave birth 

"puta que pariu"; equivalent of "FUCKING HEEL!";"GODDAMN!" and other bad-mouthed interjections
Bitch that gave birth, I have an exam tomorrow, and forgot to stufy!
bitch that gave birth by Journas October 9, 2003

Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa 

Its like. U ask if she wants garlic bread, and shes like "ah my parents used to beat me up with garlic before. Oh sorry didnt mean to be in a pepega mood. I guess its cuz of my parents abuse teehee"
LIKE DO U WANT THE BREADA OR NOT? Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa

I once had a bitch that 

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied
I once had a bitch that by AileenT December 21, 2007

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

all the cuss words combine
r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

Girl Who Poops Or A Bitch That Shits

u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl
"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"

"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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