Bitch Salad

A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people

Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"

by Lantar October 20, 2016

Bitch Salad

When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.

Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"

Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."

Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."

Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..

Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"

by possiblyben December 8, 2009

bitch salad

A group of boss ass bitches that no one should mess with.

LaQuisha, Ashley, Jessie, Alexa, Madison, and Maddie are all in the bitch salad

by ashholee118 April 23, 2014

salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard

Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.

by Wraen August 2, 2007

bitchsalad

A combination of being a bitch, a pussy, and a tool. Usually brought about in situations where one points out that said person is being a pussy, thus they start acting like a bitch and/or tool as a result of this observation.

Bro, Jon and I were gonna go chill, then he went all bitchsalad and hung out with his girlfriend.

by manmythlegendtmace December 10, 2008