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bitchsalad

A combination of being a bitch, a pussy, and a tool. Usually brought about in situations where one points out that said person is being a pussy, thus they start acting like a bitch and/or tool as a result of this observation.
Bro, Jon and I were gonna go chill, then he went all bitchsalad and hung out with his girlfriend.
by manmythlegendtmace December 10, 2008
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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht May 15, 2014
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bitchsplain

When your bitch constantly nags you like she knows everything.
My wife can't discuss politics with me without bitchsplaining bullshit facts to me.
by geesus May 29, 2016
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bitchsplaining

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.
Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"
by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016
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bitchslang

a type of language american bitches use
y'all do no me u a ho biatch aight said the crazy girl in typical bitchslang
by nognome August 27, 2009
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Bitchslap

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.
Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!
by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004
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Bitchslappy

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.
"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"
by Triple L77 February 23, 2013
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