A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.
The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.
A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.
Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.
Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"
Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."
Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."
Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..
Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"
