Bitch Duty
Bitch Duty by verndoggy August 3, 2011
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Bitch Duty
The burden that falls upon a close friend of a woman who was recently upset and needs comforting. The term is generally used by a man when he doesn't really care for the subject and is informing someone else on the situation.
Sarah (sobbing): It's unfair, I never get to do what I want when I'm with Jack! *Mumbled sobs
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
Bitch Duty by ǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ ɹǝʍol ǝɥʇ August 27, 2011
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Call of Duty bitch
1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
Call of Duty bitch by M0RG0TH May 21, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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