People who identify themselves as straight and cisgender.
As the LGBT community is about sexuality and gender, it isn’t accurate to call non-LGBT people just “straight”.
“What do you think about Brian, though?”
“Oh, he is definitely cistraight.”
It is that time of the month when one gets irritable and crabby, essentially the male version of PMS. While the bleeding is minimal, the whining is not. Stay away!
A term used in swinging when the female is allowed to have sex with any other female at the party without the male's consent. This doesn't allow for any sexual contact with any other males.
While at the swinger's party, Kelly got to be bi-straight cause her husband Kevin was cool with her having sex with other chicks.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.